A new month

Since it is a new month I have decided to turn over a new leaf.

From now on I will:

  • take up game shooting
  • vote Conservative
  • enjoy Flat racing more than National Hunt racing
  • give up going to Stanwick Lakes
  • take up botany
  • give up birding
  • stop being vegetarian four days a week
  • give up writing
  • promote the use of lead ammunition
  • prefer Beaujolais to Bordeaux
  • like sultanas added to apple pies and crumbles
  • prefer Birdwatching to Birdwatch
  • prefer the NT to the RSPB

…I will.  Well, maybe until midday.

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8 Replies to “A new month”

  1. Nothing wrong with botany Mark. It keeps you off the streets. Without plants there would be no life on land! Can you recognise a primrose, a nettle, a daisy? You are on the way to becoming a botanist. Oh dear!

  2. Botany is not such a bad thing! Why not keep it up once midday has passed?

  3. Mark, I have just seen a black, flat disk with a groove on each side. Is this a record?

  4. Bloody spooky!

    My first thought was “so what’s wrong with Botany?”

    And there – the first two comments – Botany !!!

    I’ve got some weighty tomes if it helps

    M&C Longmans

    ps

    thrum-eyed or what?

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