By Tom walker (Own work) [CC-BY-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
It’s good to see that the Patrician Party
candidate has found her way to this part of the world and was canvassing with the lofty Chris Grayling yesterday. We plebs very much welcome her, and are relieved that she has found her way given that the press release announcing her candidature described our part of the world as ‘North East Hants’.
How much time might Christine Emmett have spent traversing central England hunting for North East Hants, East North Hunts, Hontingdon and Hintshire until she took the hint and came to Corby?
Still, getting lost might be what we voters tell her to do, so starting lost may be good practice?
Vote for a One Nation candidate who knows where he is, where he came from and where he’s going – vote Andy Sawford!