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And how long have you been trying to polish it?
Keep the rest of that dead harrier behind your back till this guy with the camera has buggered off !!
Dare we ask how the negotiations are progressing Minister?
Well I’m not allowed to say too much…but basically Barnier has got hold of David Davis just like this…
This, Minister, is pretty much the last of the capillifolium, thanks to HLS we have steadily managed to get rid of the stuff over the last 10 years
I picked up this bullshit earlier, I’m saving it for the next debate.
They’re serving this in the restaurant; the menu says the crunchy bits are added calcium.
Radiation from a satellite tag did this!
You should see what else I can spin!
Loganberries thrive on grouse moors, look they’re all around us.
Wow, this stuff really stinks!
No, that’s just the stench of corruption. It follows wherever we go.
Is this one of the two dead short eared owls that were found hidden in a pothole on this driven grouse moor?
Grouser 1: “I say; what a magnificent clocker!”
Moll: “It’s rarer than rainforest, don’t you know”
I knew there was something at the bottom of my handbag
This is all that was left of that Avery chap, once the hounds got to him.
Is this blood on my hands?
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This is a flannel. You’re going to have to use it a lot more if you want to keep shooting.
Nice one, Dave. Very appropriate. (I presume the stuff she’s holding is sphagnum.)
Thought that’s what they had been doing? Particularly the seasonal spin bowlers out in their flannels?
Then the brain shrinks and takes on the colour of lead oxide …..
‘It’s what’s left behind when the aliens abduct them’
‘It’s weird stuff, but it’s magic at creating fake news’ [‘you just drop it into Ian Botham’s skull’]
‘I hold in my hand, a piece of paper, er… can we start again?’
Countryside Alliance put forward three new presenters for Autumn Watch
So this is the best bollocks you have got?
Yes minister, this is is the entire evidence base we have for continuing with DGS.