Michael Gove: the Hen Harrier badge? Someone called Amanda gave it to me. She said they keep falling out of the sky outside her kitchen window. Seemed a bit crazy to me.
Michael: will you stop going on about Hen Harriers?
Michael: I never mentioned them actually.
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Well it only cost a quid.
Nut the b-st-rd while you got the chance!
I thought you were the one meant to be protecting rare wlldllfe.
can I buy one of these back-scratchers on your website?
“bride or groom?”
“I would have thought it was perfectly obvious I was neither!”
(with apologies to Richard Curtis)
no, not Elvis Costello… really
Gadzooks, it’s a bally Hen Harrier, where’s me keeper, damn his eyes!
Please make Lodge Hill an NNR , Michael (Gove)