The Hawk and Owl Trust is looking for a Crisis Management Strategist! The successful applicant will have a ball and chain which they can fit to the leg of the current Chair and a gag of an appropriate size.
In between putting out fires that were started by the organisation’s Chair they will update their annual strategy every month. They will need to be ‘fiercely organised’ in order to re-write press releases generated elsewhere in the organisation.
It sounds quite a tough job to me. Eco-zealots need not apply!